Winter haiku

I won’t go outside
It is cold and wet out there
I’ll stay in the warm.

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Balloon Elephants

The balloon elephant explodes,
Water everywhere.
It is not red,
When it explodes.
It sounds like a balloon elephant explosion.
There is a strong wind.
It comes from the explosive elephant.
My calendar says “Oct’”.
At least it did until the elephant soaked it.
Balloon elephants never play chess.
No thumbs.
A horrible little monkey has eaten the chessboard now.
Atoms are very small, there is one,
Over there.
No, it’s the moon in extreme close up.
BANG.
Help! Moon bits.

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